Does your Company have a problem in recruiting the right person for the right Job? If yes, try this simple experiment. Put around 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window. Then send 2-3 candidates into the room and close it from outside. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours, and then analyze the situation:
* If they are counting and recounting the number of bricks - PUT THEM IN ACCOUNTS DEPT.
* If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks - PUT THEM IN ENGINEERING
* If they are arranging the bricks in some other order - PUT THEM IN PLANNING.
* If they are throwing the bricks at each other - PUT THEM IN OPERATIONS.
* If they are sleeping - PUT THEM IN SECURITY.
* If they have broken the bricks into pieces - PUT THEM IN INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY.
* If they are sitting idle - PUT THEM IN HUMAN RESOURCE DEPT.
* If they have thrown the bricks out of the window - PUT THEM IN THE
MATERIALS DEPT.
* If they are clinging onto the bricks - PUT THEM IN TREASURY.
* If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has moved - PUT THEM IN SALES.
* If they have already left for the day - PUT THEM IN MARKETING.
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If they are staring out of the window - PUT THEM IN STRATEGIC PLANNING
AND
last but not least....
* If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved - PUT THEM IN TOP MANAGEMENT.
Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently. – Henry Ford
Abu nih org Trengganu, manakala Amer ni org Kedah. Tinggal satu bilik..katil double decker.. Amer kat atas.. Abu kat bawah. Amer ni suker baca majalah dan komik.. si Abu lak suka pinjam.. belinya tidak. So, Amer ader sedikit bengang ler kat Abu ni. Kekadang.. majalah yg baru beli dan tak sempat nak baca lagi pun Abu dah kebas baca dulu.. bila kasi balik dah lasam dah.. tension Amer.
One day, Amer balik dari outing dan beli majalah UJANG. Siap cover tak kasi Abu ni nampak. Lepas basuh baju, kemas sedikit sebanyak dan siapkan homework.. dia pun nak rilek ler kat atas katil. Majalah UJANG bawah tilam pun dia bawa keluar. Elok jer dia baring.. baru buka mukasurat pertama.. Abu kat bawah dia bersuara..
" Amer.. nok ujang.."
"Nanti la jap.. aku baru jer nak baca.." jawab lembut jer Amer.
"Ameer.. nok ujang tu" Abu tak putus asa.
" Nanti la dulu.. bagi la aku baca dulu.. nanti abih aku bagi kat hang laa!" panas sikit Amer.
"Amer ! Nok ujang !! " Suara Abu sedikit keras.
"Hang ni dah melampau.. kalau nak beli sendiri la.. apa.. hang ingat aku beli UJANG ni dengan duit bapak hang ka??"
Amer dah naik angin.. siap turun dari katil dia dah.
"Laaa.. aku kata tu.. haghi nok ujang tu.. mung basuh kaing.. kekgi basoh.." kecut jer Abu jawab..
Drummmmmm.. hujan pun turun dgn lebat.. Baju Amer kat ampaian pun basah kembali..
Successful people make money. It's not that people who make money become successful, but that successful people attract money. They bring success to what they do. – Wayne Dyer
There was this one family of terengganu people nak balik raye and they were stuffed into one kancil. seven of the family members all together, so the mum said,
mum : guane nih.. penoh kete. dok muak ayoh mu wey!
dad : betul jugok. guane nok buak nih? lame nok sapa kapong.
mum : tujuh oghang dokleh sumbak masuk kete kancil nih. Kecik do'oh.
They then thought and thought of the solution to their problem and how to make some space in the car. Suddenly their youngest son shouted..
son : abah.. umi.. awang tau doh guane nok buak..kite skaghang ade tujuh oghang. tamboh la soghang lagi. Baru jadik 'lapang'... hehehehe.
Cherish your visions and your dreams, as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. – Napoleon Hill