101 menepis penolakan mantap -12- “kalau ramai sangat join, macamana company nak bayar?”

Penolakan:

"Kalau dah ramai join macam mana syarikat bayar?"

Menepis Penolakan:

Sebenarnya lagi ramai join lagi seronok syarikat nak bayar. Inilah masalahnya bila kita tak faham tentang bisnes ni. Kalau you buat bisnes dan bisnes you maju, you ada masalah ke nak bayar gaji pekerja? Kalau you ada bisnes dan ada diantara pekerja you yang malas buat kerja, you nak simpan atau you nak buang dia? Kalau pekerja you rajin dan bawa jualan dan bawa jualan yang banyak kepada syarikat you, you ralat ke nak bayar gaji yang tinggi pada dia?

Bisnes nipun macam tu, siapa yang rajin dan ikut sistem maka dia berhak mendapat pendapatan tapi kalau dia duduk diam tak buat apa apa, syarikat tak anak bayar pendapatan (bonus).

Senang cakap, ada kerja ada gaji, tak kdrja tak ada gaji!

Terbang - Def Gab C

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bi5SeoHFjMo] Bias sinar di matamu Indah tebarkan cinta Semerbak kasihmu Luluhkan relung hitam Oh melati mekar mewangi Menebarkan seri Masa indah masa biru Masa bersemi Ku ingin terbang bersamamu Dan gapai mentari Tak ingin lepas Tak menentu Jiwa dan batinku Terangi rasa hatiku yang membeku Tebari bunga jalanku yang lugu Untuk diriku (untuk diriku) Tak'kan sedih kumenangis Tak'kan pula tertawa Bayangmu kan s'lalu bersinar Walau waktu berjalan Oh melati mekar mewangi Menebarkan seri Masa indah, masa biru Masa bersemi Ku ingin terbang bersamamu Dan gapai mentari Tak ingin lepas Tak menentu jiwa dan batinku Terangi rasa hatiku yang membeku Tebari bunga jalanku yang lugu Untuk diriku oh.... Ku ingin terbang bersamamu Dan gapai mentari Tak ingin lepas Tak menentu jiwa dan batinku Terangi rasa hatiku yang membeku Tebari bunga jalanku yang lugu oh melatiku (untuk diriku) Bias sinar di matamu Indah tebarkan Cinta

What you dont want to hear during surgery

* Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that? * Hand me that... uh... whatever it's called! * Oh no! I just lost my watch. * "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness" * Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog! * Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy. * Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before? * There go the lights again... * Ya' know... there's big money in kidneys... and this guy's got two of 'em. * Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens! * Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off. * What's this doing here? * I hate it when they're missing stuff in here. * That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?! * Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us. * You sure it wasn't this leg? * OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature. * Are his relatives waiting outside? * Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card? * Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough. * What do you mean, "You want a divorce"! * FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out! * This scissor looks rusted. * Rats! Page 47 of the manual is missing! * Isn't this the one with the really lousy insurance? * Now from where did this spider come in from.

101 menepis penolakan mantap -11- “selalunya bisnes macam ni tak tahan lama!”

Penolakan:

"Selalunya bisnes macam ini tak tahan lama"

Menepis Penolakan:

You dah pernah buat bisnes macam ni ke? Kalau boleh saya nak tahu syarikat apa? Saya memang tak nafikan ada syarikat yang tak bertahan lama, sebab itu kita kena pilih syarikat yang betul, jujur dan ikhlas dalam menjalankan perniagaannya.

Syarikat yang saya nak memperkenalkan ni dah berusia lebih 3 tahun dan telah menerima banyak anugerah dan pernah diiktiraf sebagai syarikat nombor 1 dibawah usia 3 tahun oleh kerajaan dan satu lagi pernah dianugerahkan sebagai syarikat paling pantas berkembang dan dah ada lebih 7 cawangan di luar negara. Ahlipun dah melebihi 200K orang.

Baru baru ni dah beli bangunan sendiri, you fikir syarikat ni main main ke buat bisnes? Dan yang paling seronok, syarikat ni masih belum gagal bayar bonus sejak hari pertama sehinggalah ke hari ini walaupun lebih 50 orang dah bergelar jutawan!

Pada saya, kalau you buat bisnes dan bisnes itu menguntungkan, you rasa you nak tutup bisnes atau you malas nak teruskan bisnes? Pada saya kita buat je kerja kita dan syarikat buat kerja dia. Sebab ramai yang kata, kalaulah aku tahu, dulu lagi aku dah join!

Mungkin kata kata saya negatif bagi you, tapi you fikirlah, kalau you gagalpun berapa you rugi, kalau syarikat rugi agak agak you berapa banyak? Itu kalau you rugi, kalau bisnes you berjaya macamana?

Bisnes ni sebenarnya, kita dah tahu berapa banyak nak rugi dan untungnya pula tiada had dan batasan jadi janganlah fikir tak tahan lama, fikirlah berapa cepat dan berapa banyak kita boleh buat duit. Semuakan kuasa Tuhan... kita usaha je lah...........

Jokes of the day

A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway. "Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband's home early!" "I can't jump out the window ~ It's raining out there!" "If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied. He's got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!" So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window! As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon, so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them. Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could. After a little while a small group of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer. "Do you always run in the nude?" one asked. "Oh yes!" he replied, gasping in air. "It feels so wonderfully free!" Another runner moved a long side. "Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm?" Oh , yes" our friend answered breathlessly. "That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home! Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried, "Do you always wear a condom when you run?" "Nope.........just when it's raining.

101 menepis penolakan mantap -10- “saya tak pandai cakap lah!”

Penolakan:

"Saya ni tak pandai cakap macam awak"

Menepis Penolakan:

You ingat saya ni pandai cakap sangat ke? Saya hentam je, pada saya tak cuba bercakap tentang bisnes ni sampai bilapun saya masih tak tahu yang saya boleh bercakap tentang bisnes ni.

Pada saya, you ada kebolehan dan kehebatan Cuma you kurang pengetahuan saja dalam bisnes ni. Kalau you ada pengetahuan saya rasa you lebih hebat bercakap daripada saya. Saya lihat you ada skill komunikasi yang baik dan idea serta pandangan you memang bagus. Cuma you kena buat sedikit kerja, join bisnes ni dan belajar tentang bisnes ni.

Saya yakin you boleh lakukan, percayalah.........!