The Barisan Nasional II

Posted by Dr. Mahathir Mohamad at September 22, 2008 1:52 PM |

1. When the Barisan Nasional did very badly in the March 2008 general elections, all the component parties except those in Sabah and Sarawak experienced losses as they had never done before.

2. In the aftermath of the elections, the component parties pointed accusing fingers at each other. Very quickly they were at each other's throats.

3. There were talks about leaving the BN. And now we are seeing the first party to do so and to become an independent party.

4. Where before all parties avoided raising sensitive issues in public, now in the name of democracy and liberalism sensitive issues are brought up in which the component parties of the BN make known the differences in their view. The result is to widen the divide separating the BN component parties.

5. When Ahmad Ismail made unpalatable remarks about the Chinese, it was made out that it was the view of UMNO itself. Far from denying it, the UMNO leadership accepted the blame and apologised. This solved nothing as the Chinese parties refused to accept the apology but demanded the culprit himself should apologise.

6. He refused and UMNO whose president heads the Government suspended Ahmad for three years. This may satisfy some Chinese but almost immediately the Government arrested a Chinese MP under ISA. The effects of Ahmad's suspension have been nullified.

7. Now the Malays are angry with the Chinese and the Chinese are angry with the Malays. Party-wise UMNO is angry with Gerakan and MCA and Gerakan/MCA are angry with UMNO.

8. Threats to leave the BN are made by the Chinese parties, not just because of Ahmad's refusal to apologise but also because of the impression that they are subservient to UMNO. They believe that the failure of Chinese voters to vote for them was due to this junior position they hold in BN. To correct this impression they found it necessary to take pot shots at UMNO and defy the BN leadership.

9. Privately UMNO, MCA Gerakan and MIC express their dislike of Dato Seri Abdullah and his Premiership. But none seem willing to acknowledge that it was dislike for Abdullah which caused the BN to lose the support of the people. Instead they picked on the parties and blame each other.

10. At the rate things are going the BN might split asunder. If each party go their separate ways, none would become a force in Malaysian politics and certainly none, not even UMNO, can aspire to form the Government of Malaysia. Of course they can all join the Opposition under Anwar, but they would still play a subservient role in the Opposition. In any case the Opposition withi its ideological incompatibility would not make a good Government, capable of handling Malaysia's multi-racial population. It is difficult to think that the hodge-podge collection of incompatible parties can handle oncoming economic and financial problems that are inevitable.

11. The stability of this country has been undermined by the weakness and incompetence of the current Government and the harsh bickering between the Government parties. A Government by the Opposition is not going to be any better and probably would be worse.

12. Currently we are seeing the loss of confidence in the ability of the Government to deal with economic problems. Foreign investors are not coming and together with locals are pulling out their investments in the stock market. From a high of almost 1500 the index is now below 1000. God knows how much market capital has been wiped out.

13. The Ringgit is depreciating and may shrink further. The cost of living has shot up. Businesses are having a hard time already. The recent decision to tax excess profits of the Independent Power Producers has caused foreign investors and locals too to lose confidence. The tax has now been withdrawn but not for the first year. This alone would put the IPPs in trouble with their banks.

14. In at least one case a foreign investor has been given back his deposit of almost 100 million Ringgit because allegedly there was some technical error.

15. I once said Malaysia as a multi-racial country needs a strong government. Multi-racial countries have to face race relation problems. With the need to handle racial problems, the managment of the economy becomes extremely difficult.

16. I cannot see the Opposition with its loose organisation being able to handle Malaysia's racial and economic problems.

17. In the past, the BN Government had managed to keep Malaysia stable and to develop the country as well. If it seems not to be able to do so now it is not because the BN as a party is no longer suitable for this country. It is simply due to very poor and incompetent leadership.

18. The component parties of the BN should not think that their best hope is to see the demise of the BN. Rather they should all come together to resuscitate it. If it is necessary to dump the leader than they should do so. But destroying the BN will neither be good for the component parties nor for the nation.

19. I am not an UMNO member even but I would like to suggest the component parties should stop blaming each other, stop taking pot-shots at each other. Instead they should all come together and review the structure of BN. They should try for a win-win or lose-lose solution in dealing with inter-party relations. They should listen to the people and to their own members and find ways to satisfy their needs; to overcome their dissatisfaction.

20. There must be some new thinking on the BN concept. But the basic premises about close collaboration between the parties, about the need to help each other, to accommodate and deal with grouses together should be maintained.

21. I believe that for this multi-racial, multi-lingual, multi-religious and multi-cultural country with extreme economic disparities, the BN is still the best political solution provider. It is still the best way for the different races to cooperate to govern this country.

22. As the Malays say "Because of one drop of indigo, a whole pot of milk is spoilt."

23. We must not throw out the baby with the bath water.

24. The BN is still relevant. It is still the ideal coalition for Malaysia's multi-racial population.

Mentol

Pada suatu pagi, seorang pakar jiwa terlihat salah seorang pesakitnya sibuk mengerjakan sesuatu. Bila dihampiri ternyata pesakit yang sedang khusyuk duduk dilantai,sedang menggergaji sekeping papan dengan tangan kosongnya. Seorang lagi sedang bergayut dari atas siling. Doktor merapati pesakitnya dan bertanya apa yg dibuatnya duduk dilantai. "Apa doktor tak nampak ke? Kan saya sedang gergaji papan ni untuk dibelah dua?" jawab pesakit dengan nada marah. "Apa pulak sidia ni buat bergayut kat siling ?" tanya doktor sambil menuding jari ke pesakit yg lagi satu. "Oh.. Dia kawan baik saya, tapi dia tu tak betul sikit.. Dia ingat dia tu mentol lampu!" jawab pesakit tadi. "Kalau kawan baik awak, kenapa tak nasihatkan dia suruh turun. Supaya tak cedera kalau jatuh nanti ?" soal doktor lagi. "Abis tu, macam mana saya nak habiskan kerja saya dalam gelap?"

Loss of Confidence

Posted by Dr. Mahathir Mohamad at September 20, 2008 11:48 AM |
  • I was reading the comments on my blog on 'Mengingati Pejuang-Pejuang', when I came across a comment which respectfully disagreed with me that the defeat of BN in the General Election was not due to support for the opposition but disaffection with BN.
  • He said if that was the case they could have voted for the third candidate who actually lost his deposit.
  • I had lost in the Election of 1969 in a constituency with 35,000 voters of whom 30,000 were Malays. I had won in this constituency in 1964 with more than 4,000 votes majority. I figured that in 1969 that even if the non-Malay voters did not vote for me I would still win because support for me amongst the Malays had increased by almost 3,000.
  • But what happened shocked me because Chinese voters not only refused to vote for me, which meant a loss of 3,000 votes but they voted for PAS. I needed 6,000 more votes to replace 3,000 voters who did not vote for me and another 3,000 because they voted for PAS.
  • I lost by 900 votes. If the voters who were dissatisfied with UMNO and BN voted for a third party or refuse to vote, the BN would lose these votes but may still win if the margin previously was big and the opposition did not get additional votes. But when votes were taken away from BN there would be a decrease in BN votes. Then when the votes are given to the opposition there would be an increase in votes for the opposition and so the gap is widened and the opposition would win.
  • Experience has shown that independent third parties hardly ever win. Supporting them would reduce BN votes but that would not be enough to ensure the opposition wins.
  • The rakyat are right in being fed-up with corruption by UMNO "plutocrats". But that had not always been so. It is the corrupt practises of UMNO leaders of today, especially the topmost leader, which has caused deep anger against the party.
  • Actually the present leader's involvement with graft, his support for his son's business, the power he gives to his son-in-law, his well-known sleeping habits, indecision, lack of ability to handle problems, sudden withdrawal of oil subsidy, cancellation of the bridge to Singapore, wasting money on the unused RM800 million (Johor Baru) Customs, Immigration and Quarantine building, cancellation of the railway double tracking and electrification project, the monsoon cup and lots more are what turned the voters against BN.
  • The kampung folks and the ordinary Chinese by and large are not too concerned about human rights or more liberal Government. Even the ISA did not bother them as shown by their strong backing for the Government party, before.
  • The talks in the kampungs and the ordinary Chinese and Indians were about the increase in cost of living, few business opportunities and of course the behaviour of the PM's family.
  • In 2004 they gave wholehearted support for the BN so that the party won 90% of the seats in parliament and recaptured Terengganu. Could it be possible that the voters who were so greatly enchanted with the BN in 2004 but in a space of just four years have changed their collective minds so radically?
  • As for rejection of race based politics, why did the voters vote for PAS, a 100 percent Malay party and DAP, a predominantly Chinese party.
  • I know many who admire the West tend to support their values. They would like to interpret the disastrous performance of the BN based on Western thinking. But we are Asians and in Malaysia our basic racial differences are extreme. All we can do to avoid confrontation between the races is to allow them to form race based parties and to have them cooperate with each other. This was the BN policy and practise. And it worked for almost half a century.
  • We cannot fault the BN concept and governance. We have to look elsewhere for the loss of confidence in the party.

kelakarlah

1) Lubang ape yang rasanye hangat, nikmat dan nyaman? Answer: LUBANGun pagi2, tarik selimut pas tu tido balik. 2) Minyak ape yang disukai oleh lelaki? Answer: MINYAKsikan pertandingan bolasepak Liga-M 3) Kuih ape yang bungkusnya di dalam, isinya di luar? Answer: Kuih salah bikin. 4) Binatang ape power Karate? Answer: Kuda belang. Cube kira brape black belt dia ade. 5) Siape yang menemukan dompet kulit? Answer: Yang menemukan dompet kulit tersebut tolong pulangkan kepada saye. 6) Pintu ape yang walaupun dengan 10 org pun tak leh nak tolak? Answer: Pintu yang ade tulis TARIK 7) Saya ade 3 kepala,4 tangan dan 5 kaki...siapakah saya? Answer: Pembohong... 8) Apa dia Jauh di mata, dekat di hati? Answer: Usus 9) binatang tubuhnya kat kepala? Answer: Kutu 10) Nenek sape jalannya meloncat-loncat? Answer: Neneknye si katak 11) Knape lelaki jarang kene penyakit anjing gila? Answer: Sbb lelaki ni kan buaya 12) Ape beza sekretari baik ngan sekretari kurang baik? Answer: - Sekretari baik..................Selamat pagi tuan - Sekretari kurang baik...........Dah pagi ni tuan 13 ) Ape persamaan Michael Jordan ngan Michael Jackson? Answer: Dua-dua tak kenal korang...hehe 15) Sape yang kalau dipanggil, diemenjenguk ke atas? Answer: Tukang gali kubur 16) Nak mencari sikit punye susah, bile dah dapat buang, ape bendanya? Answer: Tahi hidung dan Tahi telinga 17) Ape persamaan kain jemuran ngan telefon? Answer: Dua-dua kalau dah kringgg bole diangkat... 18) Knape pokok kelapa kat depan rumah harus ditebang? Answer: Mestilah kene tebang, sapen nak cabut pokok kelapa gile ape... 19) Gajah terbang dengan ape? Answer: Dengan susah payah...

Tambat semula ringgit - Dr. M

SINTOK 20 Sept. - Tun Dr. Mahathir Mohamad mencadangkan supaya sistem tambatan ringgit dilaksanakan semula bagi mengurangkan impak kejatuhan nilai dolar Amerika Syarikat (AS) terhadap mata wang negara.

Beliau berkata, nilai mata wang AS yang semakin menyusut akhir-akhir ini, akan memberikan kesan buruk kepada ekonomi negara. "Kita tidak boleh terus membiarkan ringgit diapungkan di pasaran dunia kerana nilai dolar yang terus jatuh akan merugikan negara kita. "Kita tidak boleh mengikut langkah negara lain yang membiarkan mata wang mereka terus diapungkan di pasaran dunia kerana kita mempunyai keupayaan dan simpanan yang mencukupi untuk melakukannya," katanya. Beliau berkata demikian ketika ditemui pemberita selepas menyampaikan ucaptama pada Seminar Pembangunan Institut Pengajian Tinggi Peringkat Kebangsaan di Executive Development Centre (EDC), Universiti Utara Malaysia di sini hari ini. Pada 1997, kadar tukaran ringgit ditetapkan pada RM3.80 bagi setiap dolar AS, sebagai langkah mengawal tukaran asing berpilih bagi mengelakkan ekonomi negara terus meleset. Pada 21 Julai 2005, kerajaan memutuskan untuk memansuhkan tambatan ringgit dan nilainya kemudian ditentukan dengan mengapungkannya secara terurus berbanding sekumpulan mata wang asing terpilih. Selepas pemansuhan itu, urus niaga mata wang dibuka untuk dagangan dan ia telah meningkat perlahan-lahan sejajar dengan pertumbuhan ekonomi dan pengembangan perdagangan selepas ditolak sebarang turun naik mata wang. Dr. Mahathir berkata, jika nilai ringgit ditambat pada kadar tertentu, ia akan dapat menstabilkan kadar tukaran mata wang asing dan memberikan keuntungan kepada negara. "Saya berpendapat kita tidak perlu terus mengapungkan ringgit kerana kita tidak tahu nilai sebenar ringgit dan tidak dapat memperoleh keuntungan daripada ringgit. "Saya hanya boleh memberikan pendapat berdasarkan kepada pengalaman ketika menghadapi krisis ekonomi pada 1997 dan 1998," katanya. Beliau berkata, nilai ringgit perlu ditambat semula bagi mengelakkan negara turut terkena tempias sekiranya ekonomi AS merosot. Dr. Mahathir turut mencadangkan supaya kerajaan menubuhkan sebuah panel khas terdiri daripada ahli politik dan pakar-pakar lain yang mahir dalam pelbagai bidang. "Tugas panel itu adalah untuk meneliti semua angka-angka ekonomi dan perlu memahaminya sebelum membuat apa-apa dasar untuk mengatasi kemerosotan ekonomi,'' ujarnya. Dr. Mahathir berkata, setiap masalah hendaklah difahami terlebih dahulu bagi memastikan dasar yang dibuat tepat dan sesuai dengan keadaan semasa.

Audit amalan sepanjang ramadhan

Oleh Dr Nurul Yaqeen Mohd Esa KEHADIRAN 1 Syawal semakin hampir dan ini bererti kita berada pada hari-hari terakhir Ramadan. Dalam tempoh beberapa hari menyambut kedatangan Syawal, kita sebenarnya tidak terlambat untuk memuhasabah diri dalam melalui Ramadan ini. KEHADIRAN 1 Syawal semakin hampir dan ini bererti kita berada pada hari-hari terakhir Ramadan. Dalam tempoh beberapa hari menyambut kedatangan Syawal, kita sebenarnya tidak terlambat untuk memuhasabah diri dalam melalui Ramadan ini. Adakah tercapai objektif puasa kita? Berdebar-debarkah sanubari kita menanti keputusan Allah? Diterimakah amalan kita? Untungkah kita? Rugikah kita? Adakah puasa juga satu ujian? Memang benar. Puasa adalah satu ujian dan latihan. Oleh itu, perlulah kita mengaudit amalan sepanjang Ramadan supaya menjadi seorang Muslim yang lebih baik kerana mendapat rahmat dan pengampunan-Nya. Kita boleh mengaudit puasa kita melalui beberapa aspek. Aspek kesabaran. Sabar dalam semua aspek, termasuk mengerjakan ibadat. Sabar atau menahan diri daripada melakukan maksiat. Adakah kita berjaya mengawal semua anggota daripada melakukan perkara haram. Tangan tidak mengambil hak orang tanpa izin tuannya. Kaki tidak melangkah ke tempat dilarang agama. Telinga tidak mendengar perkara yang tidak diharuskan. Mata dijaga daripada melihat benda maksiat. Mulut bukan saja tidak makan dan minum, malah berhenti berbohong, mengumpat, mengeji, memfitnah, bertengkar dan sebagainya. Rasulullah bersabda maksudnya: “Sesiapa yang tidak meninggalkan kata dusta dan terus mengamalkan sikap suka berdusta, maka Allah tidak berhajat untuk menerima daripadanya amalan meninggalkan makan dan minumnya itu. “Sesungguhnya puasa adalah satu benteng. Apabila salah seorang daripada kamu berpuasa, janganlah dia mencarut dan menista. Sekiranya ada seseorang cuba menyerangnya dengan kata-kata atau perbuatan, maka ucapkanlah, sesungguhnya aku berpuasa, sesungguhnya aku berpuasa.” Melakukan kebajikan dan amal soleh. Adakah kita menepati maksud firman Allah seperti ayat di bawah? “Sesungguhnya mereka adalah orang yang bersegera dalam mengerjakan perbuatan-perbuatan baik dan mereka berdoa kepada Kami dengan harap dan cemas. Dan mereka adalah orang yang khusyuk kepada Kami.” (Surah al-Anbia, ayat 90) “Dan hamba-Ku masih mendekatkan diri kepada-Ku dengan ibadah-ibadah sunnah, sampai Aku mencintainya.” (Hadis Qudsi). Kemurahan hati. Adakah Ramadan kali ini menjadikan kita insan pemurah, tidak kedekut dan rakus pada harta benda. Adakah kita takut rugi jika mengeluarkan banyak infaq dan sedekah. Sedangkan salah satu tujuan utama puasa agar manusia mampu mengendalikan sifat rakus pada makan minum mahupun pada harta benda. Ini kerana ia termasuk sifat kehaiwanan (Bahimiyah). Cinta dunia dan bergelumang kemewahan hidup, sering membuat manusia lupa akan tujuan hidup sebenarnya. Mendekatkan diri kepada Allah akan menguatkan sifat utama kemanusiaan (Insaniah). Mencintai al-Quran. Adakah kita masih malas membaca al-Quran. Sedangkan Ramadan juga disebut ‘Syahrul Quran’, bulan yang dalamnya diturunkan al-Quran. Orang soleh pada masa lalu menghabiskan waktu siang dan malam Ramadan untuk mendampingi dan membaca al-Quran. Sabda Rasulullah bermaksud : “Ibadah umatku yang paling utama adalah pembacaan al-Quran.” (Hadis riwayat Baihaqi) Ramadan adalah saat yang tepat untuk menimba dan menggali sebanyak mungkin kemuliaan al-Quran sebagai petunjuk dalam kehidupan. Kebiasaan baik ini seharusnya berterusan selepas Ramadan berlalu sebagai tanda kejayaan latihan pada bulan suci ini. Mengawal emosi. Adakah kita masih mudah menghambur kemarahan. Ramadan adalah bulan kekuatan. Nabi bersabda bermaksud: “Orang kuat bukanlah orang yang selalu menang ketika berkelahi. Tetapi orang yang kuat adalah orang yang mampu menguasai diri ketika marah.” Ukhuwah yang marak, hati yang lunak. Adakah kita mengeratkan tali silaturahim yang sudah renggang? Ketika menyambut kedatangan Ramadan, Rasulullah bersabda: “Barang siapa menyambung tali persaudaraan (silaturahim) pada bulan ini, Allah akan menghubungkan dia dengan rahmat-Nya. Barang siapa memutuskan kekeluargaan pada bulan ini, Allah akan memutuskan rahmat-Nya pada hari dia berjumpa dengan-Nya...” Puasa mendidik peribadi untuk menumbuhkan jiwa kasih sayang dan tali cinta. Jiwa orang berpuasa seharusnya dibersihkan daripada kekerasan hati dan kesombongan, diganti dengan perangai yang lembut, halus dan tawaduk. Pengurusan masa. Al-Quran mendokumentasikan dialog Allah dengan orang yang menghabiskan waktu mereka untuk bermain-main. Firman Allah bermaksud : “Allah bertanya: Berapa tahunkah lamanya kamu tinggal di bumi? “Mereka menjawab: ‘Kami tinggal di bumi sehari atau setengah hari. Maka tanyakanlah kepada orang yang menghitung. “Allah berfirman: Kamu tidak tinggal di bumi melainkan sebentar saja, kalau kamu sesungguhnya mengetahui. “Maka apakah kamu mengira sesungguhnya Kami menciptakan kamu secara main-main (saja), dan kamu tidak akan dikembalikan kepada Kami? “Maka Maha Tinggi Allah, Raja Yang sebenarnya: Tidak ada Tuhan yang berhak disembah selain Dia, Tuhan yang mempunyai ‘Arsy yang mulia.” (Surah al-Mu’minun, ayat 112-116). Kita gagal dalam menghidupkan Ramadan, kiranya lalai, menggunakan masa dengan melakukan perbuatan sia-sia, kemaksiatan dan berfoya-foya. Disiplin mengurus masa sepanjang Ramadan semestinya terus kekal dalam diri dalam bentuk cinta ketertiban.

pppp cutter

Ada lima orang pemuda sedang menghadiri temuduga. Si penemuduga pula merupakan lelaki Inggeris yang langsung tak faham Bahasa Melayu. Oleh itu, khidmat penterjermah terpaksa diperlukan. Masuk lah lelaki pertama. L.Inggeris: Whats ur name? Abu: My name is Abu Bakar bin Ali. L.Inggeris: What is ur father occupation? Abu: My father is a wood cutter. Lelaki Inggeris itu memandang si penterjermah. Penterjermah cepat2 menjawab. Penterjermah: Its mean that his father is a carpenter. L.Inggeris: Ok, U may go now. Maka keluarlah lelaki pertama tu dan masuklah lelaki kedua. L.Inggeris: Whats ur name? Ismail: My name is Ismail bin Ishak. L.Inggeris: Whats is ur father occupation? Ismail: He is a meat cutter. Penterjermah: His father is a butcher. L.Inggeris: I see. U can go now. Lelaki kedua keluar kemudian lelaki ketiga pulak masuk. L.Inggeris: Ur name please? Dahlan: My name is Dahlan bin Zainuddin. L.Inggeris: Ur fathers job? Dahlan: Hair cutter. Penterjermah: Means that his father is a barber. L.Inggeris: Ok. U may go. Keluar lelaki ketiga then lelaki keempat pula masuk. L.Inggeris:Tell me ur name? Hafiz: My name is Hafiz bin Hashim. L.Inggeris: Whats ur father doing? Hafiz: He is a grass cutter. Penterjermah: I think he want to say that his father is a gardener. L.Inggeris: Oh, I see. Ok, U can go. Kemudian masuklah lelaki terakhir. L.Inggeris:Tell me what is your name? Karim: My name is Ahmad Karim bin Ahmad Kassim. L.Inggeris: Whats is your father occupation? Karim: My father is a..... pppp cutter. ( Teragak-agak nak jawab) Lelaki Inggeris dan penterjermah berpandangan sesama sendiri. Tak faham agaknya. L.Inggeris: What did u say? Karim: I said my father is a pppp" cutter. (Dlm hati, kenapa lah bapak aku pilih pekerjaan yang susah nak disebut) Penterjermah: Awak cakap lah dalam bahasa Melayu. Karim: Bapak saya Tok Mudim. L.Inggeris: What is it mean? Penterjermah:Oh. His father is a..... pppp cutter. Lelaki Inggeris tu pula dah mula nak bengang. L.Inggeris: I know the word cutter, but I dont understand whats pppp mean?!!... Penterjermah itu menunjukkan objek yang dipotong dan sekaligus menyebabkan lelaki Inggeris ketakutan dan bangun melarikan diri. Aaaa....!!!! Takutnya...

Jangan Cakap Bohong Pada Kanak-Kanak..

Dalam satu kampung, sorang cucu tinggal dengan datuknya sebab kedua orang tuanya pergi menoreh getah. Si datuk ni merangkap baby sitterlah kononnya. Satu hari si cucu pulang ke rumah daripada bermain-main lalu bertanyalah kepada datuknya "Tok, tadi Dol cakap pelir... Pelir tu apa tok?." Terkejut datuknya. Tapi dengan selambanya dia berkata "Pelir tu songkoklah, macam atuk pakai ni" OOoooo macam tu kata si cucu. Pada hari lain pula si cucu bertanya lagi. "Tok, tadi Minah sebut burit..apa ke bendanya tu tok?" Terkejut bukan kepalang datuknya. Tapi dengan selambanya jugak dia menjawab "Alah...itu kain..yang emak kau pakai tu." Satu hari yang lain pula sicucu bertanya lagi... "Tok melancap tu apa?" Si datuk malas nak melayan lalu dikatakannya melancap tu makan nasi. Akhirnya sicucu bertanya lagi .."Tok, berjubur tu apa?" "..Alaah kau ni banyak sangat bertanya..berjubur tu macam ayah dan mak kau..kerjanya menorehlah." Suatu hari yang panas datanglah tok Penghulu berkunjung ke rumah kanak-kanak tu..selepas diberi salam beberapa kali lalu dijawap oleh kanak-kanak tu.. "Datuk kau ada?" Tak ada tok penghulu. "Dia pergi kedai.. Naiklah tok penghulu." Tok penghulu pun naik sambil mengipas-ngipas dengan songkoknya. Lalu berkata budak yang keletah itu. "Tok penghulu, kalau panas sangkutlah pelir tu kat dinding" Terkejut yang amat sangat tok Penghulu tu. "Ehhh mana abang kau? " " Ada kat dapur tengah melancap" "... Kakak kau?" "..ada kat sungai tengah basuh burit..banyak burit dia kena basuh." "Mak ayah kau? EEEh tok penghulu kan hari tak hujan berjuburlah mereka." Lalu tok penghulu pun pengsan. THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS .........JANGAN CAKAP BOHONG PADA BEBUDAK.