pppp cutter
Ada lima orang pemuda sedang menghadiri temuduga. Si penemuduga pula merupakan lelaki Inggeris yang langsung tak faham Bahasa Melayu. Oleh itu, khidmat penterjermah terpaksa diperlukan. Masuk lah lelaki pertama.
L.Inggeris: Whats ur name?
Abu: My name is Abu Bakar bin Ali.
L.Inggeris: What is ur father occupation?
Abu: My father is a wood cutter. Lelaki Inggeris itu memandang si penterjermah. Penterjermah cepat2 menjawab.
Penterjermah: Its mean that his father is a carpenter.
L.Inggeris: Ok, U may go now.
Maka keluarlah lelaki pertama tu dan masuklah lelaki kedua.
L.Inggeris: Whats ur name?
Ismail: My name is Ismail bin Ishak.
L.Inggeris: Whats is ur father occupation?
Ismail: He is a meat cutter.
Penterjermah: His father is a butcher.
L.Inggeris: I see. U can go now.
Lelaki kedua keluar kemudian lelaki ketiga pulak masuk.
L.Inggeris: Ur name please?
Dahlan: My name is Dahlan bin Zainuddin.
L.Inggeris: Ur fathers job?
Dahlan: Hair cutter.
Penterjermah: Means that his father is a barber.
L.Inggeris: Ok. U may go.
Keluar lelaki ketiga then lelaki keempat pula masuk.
L.Inggeris:Tell me ur name?
Hafiz: My name is Hafiz bin Hashim.
L.Inggeris: Whats ur father doing?
Hafiz: He is a grass cutter.
Penterjermah: I think he want to say that his father is a gardener.
L.Inggeris: Oh, I see. Ok, U can go.
Kemudian masuklah lelaki terakhir.
L.Inggeris:Tell me what is your name?
Karim: My name is Ahmad Karim bin Ahmad Kassim.
L.Inggeris: Whats is your father occupation?
Karim: My father is a..... pppp cutter. ( Teragak-agak nak jawab)
Lelaki Inggeris dan penterjermah berpandangan sesama sendiri. Tak faham agaknya.
L.Inggeris: What did u say?
Karim: I said my father is a pppp" cutter. (Dlm hati, kenapa lah bapak aku pilih pekerjaan yang susah nak disebut)
Penterjermah: Awak cakap lah dalam bahasa Melayu.
Karim: Bapak saya Tok Mudim.
L.Inggeris: What is it mean?
Penterjermah:Oh. His father is a..... pppp cutter.
Lelaki Inggeris tu pula dah mula nak bengang.
L.Inggeris: I know the word cutter, but I dont understand whats pppp mean?!!...
Penterjermah itu menunjukkan objek yang dipotong dan sekaligus menyebabkan lelaki Inggeris ketakutan dan bangun melarikan diri.
Aaaa....!!!! Takutnya...