What you dont want to hear during surgery

* Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that? * Hand me that... uh... whatever it's called! * Oh no! I just lost my watch. * "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness" * Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog! * Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy. * Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before? * There go the lights again... * Ya' know... there's big money in kidneys... and this guy's got two of 'em. * Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens! * Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off. * What's this doing here? * I hate it when they're missing stuff in here. * That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?! * Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us. * You sure it wasn't this leg? * OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature. * Are his relatives waiting outside? * Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card? * Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough. * What do you mean, "You want a divorce"! * FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out! * This scissor looks rusted. * Rats! Page 47 of the manual is missing! * Isn't this the one with the really lousy insurance? * Now from where did this spider come in from.